The ayatollah in Iran says he believes that he got the letter, but he thinks he accidentally threw it out with his Crate & Barrel catalog.

Incredible experience, watching a baby birth on the internet. It's now my screensaver.

Last night, President Bush gave a prime-time press conference. It was such a big deal that Fox decided to preempt American Idol. Which made sense to me, you don't want too many amateurs on in one night.

Instead of reading vows at the wedding ceremony, they read hacked Sony emails.

Hillary Clinton is running for president. This time around, she promises to be warm and approachable. Like me.

John Walker, while he was in Afghanistan, told people his goal was to have four wives. ... Do we need any further proof that this guy is out of his mind? Four wives? That's how al Qaeda gets you to become a suicide bomber.

You can email me, but I prefer letters that come through conventional mail. I like letters that have been licked by strangers.