Ted Kennedy is endorsing John Kerry and I'm wondering, do you really want the endorsement of a guy with a Bloody Mary mustache?

Back when we started this show, the hottest program on television was 'Keeping Up With the Gabors.'

The 2016 presidential campaign is heating up. Can you feel the indifference, the apathy?

President Obama and his family are spending the holidays in Hawaii, and while they're gone, they got a fence jumper to house sit. Tomorrow, he will be in Hawaii playing golf with Raul Castro and the Pope.

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Donald Trump had a university. Well, the state attorney general decided that the Donald Trump University was an unlicensed sham. And I thought, you know you're at a bad university when your commencement speaker is Whitey Bulger.

President Obama and his wife are going to Kenya. Donald Trump said, 'While you're there, pick up your birth certificate.'