President Obama and his wife are going to Kenya. Donald Trump said, 'While you're there, pick up your birth certificate.'

Well, the manhunt continues for that elusive evil mastermind, but I'm telling you Enron CEO Kenneth Lay remains at large.

Let's have some wine, go upstairs, and look at my money.

Pamela Anderson is a great dancer considering she can't see her feet.

Privately I think that I'm not really somebody who has a network television show. Celebrities are other people - Johnny Carson and Sylvester Stallone. I'm just a kid trying to make a living is the way I feel.

You can email me, but I prefer letters that come through conventional mail. I like letters that have been licked by strangers.

You know who's also joining the Wall Street protesters? Kanye West. That's a real good idea -- a guy with diamonds in his teeth protesting greed.