One day you're the leader of Iraq, the next day you're being checked for fleas on Fox News.
David LettermanSo they caught Gadhafi in a storm sewer and shot him. Or as they call it in the Middle East, an orderly transfer of power.
David LettermanI don't like jokes about sex or bodily functions or drug use or the difference between New York and L.A. I never do any of that.
David LettermanHow about those Olympics, ladies and gentlemen. Didn't London look like the place to be? New York City was in the running for this Olympics. But here's what happened. We got outbribed.
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