President Obama and his wife are going to Kenya. Donald Trump said, 'While you're there, pick up your birth certificate.'

The FCC has delayed the decision on the Time/Warner Comcast merger. So how do you think those folks like being put on hold?

North Korean dictator Kim Jung Il may be stepping down. Yeah, experts in the State Department say he could be replaced by his son, Menta Li Ill.

Pamela Anderson is a great dancer considering she can't see her feet.

President Bush wants to build a space station on the moon. And from the moon, he wants to launch people to Mars. You know what this means. He's been drinking again.

New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.

Reasons why members of Congress deserve a pay raise: Many big corporations are cutting back on bribes; nearly half the members have never been indicted.