President Obama and his wife are going to Kenya. Donald Trump said, 'While you're there, pick up your birth certificate.'

President Obama and his wife are going to Kenya. Donald Trump said, 'While you're there, pick up your birth certificate.'

Donald Trump is talking about running for president. He hasn't made an announcement, but I want to tell you something. The fake suspense is killing me.

Privately I think that I'm not really somebody who has a network television show. Celebrities are other people - Johnny Carson and Sylvester Stallone. I'm just a kid trying to make a living is the way I feel.

They say the oil spill has the potential to kill more wildlife than a Sarah Palin hunting trip.

All comedians are preoccupied with one thing and with one thing only-themmm-selllves. It's a horrible lot in life.

Congratulations to Bill and Hillary Clinton: this weekend, 33rd wedding anniversary. How about that? And you thought the Iraqi war was a never-ending conflict.