It's tax season. When I woke this morning and realized it was tax season, I said, My God, didn't we just pay taxes last year?
David LettermanMayor de Blasio said that whenever he goes to a Yankee game he gets sick and tired of people booing and giving him the finger. Hey, what do you want? You're the mayor of New York City. It comes with the gig, pal.
David LettermanGeorge W. said he doesn't watch television. And, of course, well - the reason for that is the Clintons stole the White House satellite system.
David LettermanGod forbid I should be the last one to criticize, but I think may be Howard Dean has a bit of a problem because earlier today during a debate in New Hampshire, he bit off Joe Lieberman's ear.
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