St. Patrick's Day is the fourth biggest drinking day in America. It's not the biggest. It's right behind New Year's Eve, Fourth of July, or any Secret Service party.
David LettermanI'm very resourceful. I'd be good in prison. I'd be good in a shipwreck. I'd make a great hostage.
David LettermanPresident Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?
David Letterman