You like science? You enjoy science? Always use it for good, never for evil. Can you promise me that?

USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.

This Hillary Clinton scandal has to do with emails. All I get are emails for Canadian Viagra.

I don't like stand-up comedy that requires a lot of props. I really respect people who can walk out onstage alone and with no other tool but their own minds and can make you laugh and maybe even think a little.

Iraqi's minister of information did not show up for his press conference today. However, he claims he was there and he said it went very well.

New Orleans: The least annoying French place on Earth.

Bush explained his strategy for transfer of power. It's a two part plan. Part one: clean out his desk. Part two: rent a U-Haul.