At the White House, they caught another fence jumper earlier today. It was Obama trying to get out.
David LettermanHillary Clinton is now in Iowa. She's spending every waking minute of her day meeting ordinary people, and it's to prepare her for a job in which she will never again meet an ordinary person.
David LettermanThe United States has launched airstrikes against ISIS. It's being called 'Operation Approval Ratings.'
David LettermanWe are starting to learn more about Osama bin Laden. For his birthday one year, somebody gave him a $4 Timex. We know that. He is married to the daughter of a guy named Mullah Muhammed Omar. I think her name is Tiffany Omar. Insiders say that the marriage is not working out. Apparently they are living in separate caves.
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