President Obama has two years left as president. I wouldn't be surprised if he gets to appoint two new Kardashian husbands.
David LettermanThe CIA special unit that was searching for Osama bin Laden has been disbanded. So I guess, mission accomplished.
David LettermanToday, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I'm telling ya, this guy is presidential material.
David LettermanPresident Obama is in China. Also in China is evil Russian dictator Vladimir Putin. They're both in China at the same time. It's like running into your ex-girlfriend on vacation.
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