Ted Cruz could be president of the United States. If you thought the Secret Service was drinking before
David LettermanFormer President Bill Clinton is on the program tonight. He says that while his wife runs for president, he would like to stay out of the limelight. Well, he's certainly come to the right place. He'll be fine here.
David LettermanDon't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed.
David LettermanDo you remember the good ol' days when Congress was only unsafe if you were an intern.
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