I don't like jokes about sex or bodily functions or drug use or the difference between New York and L.A. I never do any of that.

Ted Kennedy is endorsing John Kerry and I'm wondering, do you really want the endorsement of a guy with a Bloody Mary mustache?

It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said.

Pamela Anderson is a great dancer considering she can't see her feet.

Today is Veterans Day. Thank you to all our men and women who have served the United States armed forces. In honor of Veterans Day we are marching out a few jokes that have already served.

Recently a guy was having trouble with his computer. So he unplugs it, takes it out in the alley, pulls out a gun, and shoots it eight times. Coincidentally, that's how Hillary got rid of her emails.

Mitt Romney is quite a guy. At one point he and his wife bought a zoo and fired all the animals.