I've been lucky enough to win an Oscar, write a best-seller - my other dream would be to have a painting in the Louvre. The only way that's going to happen is if I paint a dirty one on the wall of the gentlemen's lavatory.

I enjoy reality as much as the next man. It's just that in my case, fortunately, reality includes a good stiff belt every now and then.

But Champagne is not drinking.

I see my purpose in life as making the world a happier place to be in.

Stardom is like making love in a hammock - a happy experience but one of uncertain duration.

You can count on Errol Flynn, he'll always let you down.

Actors don’t retire. They just get offered fewer roles.