Going to war was the only unselfish thing I have ever done for humanity.

Isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?

Actors don’t retire. They just get offered fewer roles.

Many of our feelings of satisfaction or dissatisfaction have their roots in how we compare ourselves to others. When we compare ourselves to those who have more, we feel bad. When we compare ourselves to those who have less, we feel grateful. Even though the truth is we have exactly the same life either way, our feelings about our life can vary tremendously based on who we compare ourselves with. Compare yourself with those examples that are meaningful but that make you feel comfortable with who you are and what you have.

Stardom is like making love in a hammock - a happy experience but one of uncertain duration.

Champagne offers a minimum of alcohol and a maximum of companionship.

Going to war was the only unselfish thing I have ever done for humanity.