Going to war was the only unselfish thing I have ever done for humanity.

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.

I see my purpose in life as making the world a happier place to be in.

I enjoy reality as much as the next man. It's just that in my case, fortunately, reality includes a good stiff belt every now and then.

I've taken up the Bible again, somewhat in the spirit of W.C. Fields - looking for loopholes.

There are wonderful people out there but also wonderful people right here.

Do something today that reflects who you are, what you are capable of, what you care about. Give yourself plenty of evidence of what you can do, and you will not doubt your abilities to do anything.