At 60 miles an hour the loudest noise in this Rolls-Royce comes from the electric clock.

To advertisers: "Do not compete with your agency in the creative area. Why keep a dog and bark yourself?"

The psychiatrists say that everybody should have a hobby. The hobby I recommend is advertising

Nobody has ever built a brand by imitating somebody else's advertising.

If you want ACTION, don’t write. Go and tell the guy what you want.

Any damn fool can put on a deal, but it takes genius, faith and perseverance to create a brand.

Advertising is only evil when it advertises evil things.