I can see getting married and having a family, because it is the next thing on the agenda. You can only do this for so long. I'm old, and my friends all have kids. And I'm single, still blow drying my hair!

When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story.

No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late.

It's just easier to make fun and cut down. It's kind of a way of life in America. If you can make people want to hear what you're going to say, it can be cruel and funny.

I'm always making fun of myself and my friends.

How do you lay low but still do your job? Try to stay out there without being out there like Jenny McCarthy?

There's always something funny about men chasing women.