I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.
David SpadeI have two skateboards, but I don't get to use them much. I have a snowboard, which I've never used.
David SpadeSuccess? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, "That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible."
David Spade