I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.

A friend of Nicole Ritchie told the New York Post that Nicole is definitely pregnant.

I never dated much in high school or college.

Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.

I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.

There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.

Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic.