I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.

How do you lay low but still do your job? Try to stay out there without being out there like Jenny McCarthy?

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it's not your favorite, and they live on for 12 years.

I never dated much in high school or college.

It's brutal. I see friends when their shows don't work. Everything's riding on making money and all the pressure and how people scatter when fortunes turn downward.

I wish I had that carefree lifestyle. But I guess I'm more private, and more inside.