Seriously, you don't have to know English. It'd be nice, a nice little plus. We don't want miracles. You don't have to know the country's language. But just some shapes, that's all. A square. A little geometry.

Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch.

I never have kids in movies or in TV shows.

It's hard to have a career.

Horrible date all through high school and college. Here's an impression of me on a date in high school. Come on, chug it!

I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.

Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic.