Seriously, you don't have to know English. It'd be nice, a nice little plus. We don't want miracles. You don't have to know the country's language. But just some shapes, that's all. A square. A little geometry.

Bill Murray I always liked. I'm not as good as him, but there's a quality in him that I like. And then there's DeNiro, I'll never be that.

I wish I had that carefree lifestyle. But I guess I'm more private, and more inside.

The last girl I went out with blew me off. Now I call her with lame excuses to see her, "Hey, did I leave a penny over there?"

It's great to tell people you have your own show, but that's where the fun stops.

I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.

How do you lay low but still do your job? Try to stay out there without being out there like Jenny McCarthy?