Seriously, you don't have to know English. It'd be nice, a nice little plus. We don't want miracles. You don't have to know the country's language. But just some shapes, that's all. A square. A little geometry.

If I try to cover too much ground, you start to get watered down and less interesting.

On Sundays, I lay low, sulk a lot, and try to get my head together for next week.

I have two skateboards, but I don't get to use them much. I have a snowboard, which I've never used.

My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.

To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.

I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.