My older brother was cool, so I was suddenly cool by association. And I totally dusted all my old math friends.

You know the drill. 18 is legal. 17 with consent. 16 with a note. 15 if her dad's in the room. Low five!

I don't like throwing myself in a place that's going to rock my world.

Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, "That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible."

I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him in my act. But I tell him, I have to get something out of this.

To be famous and broke is hard.

My older brother was cool, so I was suddenly cool by association. And I totally dusted all my old math friends.