My older brother was cool, so I was suddenly cool by association. And I totally dusted all my old math friends.

I never dated much in high school or college.

I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.

To be famous and broke is hard.

Nobody wants to read about your life. Who cares?

I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him in my act. But I tell him, I have to get something out of this.

A friend of Nicole Ritchie told the New York Post that Nicole is definitely pregnant.