My older brother was cool, so I was suddenly cool by association. And I totally dusted all my old math friends.

Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch.

I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him in my act. But I tell him, I have to get something out of this.

Stayed up and watched a little spanktrovision. It's the American way. There's really nothing wrong with spanktrovision. One of the best inventions of the 1900s, 20th century.

If I try to cover too much ground, you start to get watered down and less interesting.

Seriously, you don't have to know English. It'd be nice, a nice little plus. We don't want miracles. You don't have to know the country's language. But just some shapes, that's all. A square. A little geometry.

I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.