I wish I had that carefree lifestyle. But I guess I'm more private, and more inside.

To be famous and broke is hard.

Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, "That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible."

I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.

Don't make your kids look hot and dirty and sexy when they're 5-years old! It's really not the place or the time. You're about 11 years early.

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

People come and go around you, but you're never the one getting the big stuff. I like that.