MySpace is a great way to keep in touch with friends who you don't care enough about to actually have a conversation with, why bother calling to say "how are you," when you can just surf their page and post an mpeg of a guy farting on his cat.

I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right.

I have no detectable hair style.

When my stepfather died, I just kind of fell apart. I felt pretty vulnerable, like there literally could be no tomorrow.

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.

It's great to tell people you have your own show, but that's where the fun stops.

People come and go around you, but you're never the one getting the big stuff. I like that.