MySpace is a great way to keep in touch with friends who you don't care enough about to actually have a conversation with, why bother calling to say "how are you," when you can just surf their page and post an mpeg of a guy farting on his cat.

Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.

My school of thought is, anything goes, but I can't do that anymore.

It's hard to have a career.

No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late.

I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.

My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.