It's funny because it's funny.

No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late.

I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him in my act. But I tell him, I have to get something out of this.

As boys get older, they can't let on that it's cool to meet me.

Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.

It's great to tell people you have your own show, but that's where the fun stops.

Staying in a hotel this time. They put me up in a little bit of a shithole. Yeah. Just this side of rinky dink. The first 7 floors are a homeless shelter, but I'm on 8.