Everybody makes mistakes; look at Hitler.

Everybody makes mistakes; look at Hitler.

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.

In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody.

Brother, you can't go to jail for what you're thinking, or that look in your eye, just standing on the corner watching all the girls go by.

The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.

Motivation is a lotta crap.