I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman.

We try to find chemistry; we don't do a lot of situational baseball.

The world is the same you never change it, as sure as the stars shine above. Well, you're nobody til somebody loves you, so find yourself somebody to love.

When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I wasn't. It was because I didn't know how to speak good English, so I used to keep my mouth shut.

Everybody makes mistakes; look at Hitler.

Brother, you can't go to jail for what you're thinking, or that look in your eye, just standing on the corner watching all the girls go by.

Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime.