I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman.

If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know.

I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

Your love made it all worth waiting for some like you.

Everybody makes mistakes; look at Hitler.

With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life.