Everybody makes mistakes; look at Hitler.
With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life.
Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.
In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody.
I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.
I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!