I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman.

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant.'

Everybody makes mistakes; look at Hitler.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.

Your love made it all worth waiting for some like you.

If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know.