I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!
If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know.
Your lips and mine, two sips of wine, memories are made of this.
Brother, you can't go to jail for what you're thinking, or that look in your eye, just standing on the corner watching all the girls go by.
We try to find chemistry; we don't do a lot of situational baseball.
Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.