If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know.

Haven't got a girl, but I can wish. So I'll take me down to Main Street and that's where I'll select my imaginary dish.

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.

Love is a flower that blooms so tender, each kiss a dew drop of sweet surrender. Love is a moment of life enchanting, let's take that moment that tonight is granting.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

The thing I notice first about a woman is her walk. A beautiful woman is like a race horse-slim, sleek and with a beautiful carriage.

The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.