If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know.

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

Johnny Carson is a comedian who is seen every night in millions of bedrooms all over America...and that's why his last wife left him.

Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime.

In order to share intimate feelings, you have to have intimate feelings.

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.

The world is the same you never change it, as sure as the stars shine above. Well, you're nobody til somebody loves you, so find yourself somebody to love.