If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know.

Return to me, for my heart wants you only. Hurry home, hurry home, won't you please hurry home to my heart.

I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!

Haven't got a girl, but I can wish. So I'll take me down to Main Street and that's where I'll select my imaginary dish.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

We try to find chemistry; we don't do a lot of situational baseball.

I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.