When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.
Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.
Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime.
Your lips and mine, two sips of wine, memories are made of this.
Motivation is a lotta crap.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.