When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

The world is the same you never change it, as sure as the stars shine above. Well, you're nobody til somebody loves you, so find yourself somebody to love.

I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!

Return to me, for my heart wants you only. Hurry home, hurry home, won't you please hurry home to my heart.

I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman.

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant.'