Motivation is a lotta crap.
Haven't got a girl, but I can wish. So I'll take me down to Main Street and that's where I'll select my imaginary dish.
The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.
When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.
In order to share intimate feelings, you have to have intimate feelings.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.