When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

Somewhere there's a someone for me. Though I may be lonely now, I'll see it through somehow, to somebody's heart I know I hold the key.

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.

The world is the same you never change it, as sure as the stars shine above. Well, you're nobody til somebody loves you, so find yourself somebody to love.

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant.'

Everybody makes mistakes; look at Hitler.