I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.
In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody.
Brother, you can't go to jail for what you're thinking, or that look in your eye, just standing on the corner watching all the girls go by.
The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.
Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime.
In order to share intimate feelings, you have to have intimate feelings.