I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.
Your lips and mine, two sips of wine, memories are made of this.
Return to me, for my heart wants you only. Hurry home, hurry home, won't you please hurry home to my heart.
I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody.