If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life.

If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know.

In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody.

In order to share intimate feelings, you have to have intimate feelings.

I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman.

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.