If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her for that. 'Hey lady! Do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me!'

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.

If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know.

The thing I notice first about a woman is her walk. A beautiful woman is like a race horse-slim, sleek and with a beautiful carriage.

Love is a flower that blooms so tender, each kiss a dew drop of sweet surrender. Love is a moment of life enchanting, let's take that moment that tonight is granting.

I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.