The world is the same you never change it, as sure as the stars shine above. Well, you're nobody til somebody loves you, so find yourself somebody to love.

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

Motivation is a lotta crap.

It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her for that. 'Hey lady! Do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me!'

Your lips and mine, two sips of wine, memories are made of this.

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant.'