The world is the same you never change it, as sure as the stars shine above. Well, you're nobody til somebody loves you, so find yourself somebody to love.

Return to me, for my heart wants you only. Hurry home, hurry home, won't you please hurry home to my heart.

The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.

Brother, you can't go to jail for what you're thinking, or that look in your eye, just standing on the corner watching all the girls go by.

If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody.