Somewhere there's a someone for me. Though I may be lonely now, I'll see it through somehow, to somebody's heart I know I hold the key.

Your lips and mine, two sips of wine, memories are made of this.

When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I wasn't. It was because I didn't know how to speak good English, so I used to keep my mouth shut.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!

Your love made it all worth waiting for some like you.

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant.'