In order to share intimate feelings, you have to have intimate feelings.
We try to find chemistry; we don't do a lot of situational baseball.
In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody.
Haven't got a girl, but I can wish. So I'll take me down to Main Street and that's where I'll select my imaginary dish.
If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know.
Johnny Carson is a comedian who is seen every night in millions of bedrooms all over America...and that's why his last wife left him.