I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant.'

Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime.

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.

With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life.

Haven't got a girl, but I can wish. So I'll take me down to Main Street and that's where I'll select my imaginary dish.

Johnny Carson is a comedian who is seen every night in millions of bedrooms all over America...and that's why his last wife left him.

I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.