The thing I notice first about a woman is her walk. A beautiful woman is like a race horse-slim, sleek and with a beautiful carriage.

The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about.

Love is a flower that blooms so tender, each kiss a dew drop of sweet surrender. Love is a moment of life enchanting, let's take that moment that tonight is granting.

I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.

When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.