The thing I notice first about a woman is her walk. A beautiful woman is like a race horse-slim, sleek and with a beautiful carriage.

In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody.

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.

When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant.'

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.