There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.

Love is a flower that blooms so tender, each kiss a dew drop of sweet surrender. Love is a moment of life enchanting, let's take that moment that tonight is granting.

Your love made it all worth waiting for some like you.

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant.'

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.