There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.

Everybody makes mistakes; look at Hitler.

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.

The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about.

When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

Motivation is a lotta crap.