The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.
Motivation is a lotta crap.
If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful.
In order to share intimate feelings, you have to have intimate feelings.
Johnny Carson is a comedian who is seen every night in millions of bedrooms all over America...and that's why his last wife left him.
I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant.'