Your love made it all worth waiting for some like you.

We try to find chemistry; we don't do a lot of situational baseball.

Brother, you can't go to jail for what you're thinking, or that look in your eye, just standing on the corner watching all the girls go by.

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant.'

The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.

I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!