Your love made it all worth waiting for some like you.

Motivation is a lotta crap.

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

Haven't got a girl, but I can wish. So I'll take me down to Main Street and that's where I'll select my imaginary dish.

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant.'

The thing I notice first about a woman is her walk. A beautiful woman is like a race horse-slim, sleek and with a beautiful carriage.