I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.
Somewhere there's a someone for me. Though I may be lonely now, I'll see it through somehow, to somebody's heart I know I hold the key.
The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.
The thing I notice first about a woman is her walk. A beautiful woman is like a race horse-slim, sleek and with a beautiful carriage.
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.
I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.