If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
Haven't got a girl, but I can wish. So I'll take me down to Main Street and that's where I'll select my imaginary dish.
Your love made it all worth waiting for some like you.
I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant.'
We try to find chemistry; we don't do a lot of situational baseball.
I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.