Brother, you can't go to jail for what you're thinking, or that look in your eye, just standing on the corner watching all the girls go by.

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.

When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

Everybody makes mistakes; look at Hitler.

If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful.

The thing I notice first about a woman is her walk. A beautiful woman is like a race horse-slim, sleek and with a beautiful carriage.

The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about.