Brother, you can't go to jail for what you're thinking, or that look in your eye, just standing on the corner watching all the girls go by.

With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life.

The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about.

In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody.

I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman.

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant.'

Your love made it all worth waiting for some like you.