Return to me, for my heart wants you only. Hurry home, hurry home, won't you please hurry home to my heart.
I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.
If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful.
I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!
Everybody makes mistakes; look at Hitler.
Haven't got a girl, but I can wish. So I'll take me down to Main Street and that's where I'll select my imaginary dish.