It says on the back of the Nyquil box, 'May cause drowsiness.' It should say, 'Don't make any plans, OK? Kiss your family and friends good-bye.'

My kids watch everything downloaded; they have no idea what the numbers or the names of the channels mean, except "FX makes the show that I see on my computer." So it's harder to get a show on the air, but at the same time, there are a lot of terrific shows.

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

All knowledge is ultimately rooted in metaphorical (or analogical) modes of perception and thought.

We drink and we die and continue to drink.

I eat meat because meat tastes like murder, and murder tastes pretty dam good!

Having dealt with a lot of real firefighters, I know there are a lot of guys who, for lack of a better term, become addicted to the grief because it has kept them connected to these guys that they felt responsible for having lost.