My only worry about tweeting and modern technology is how it has crept into even the darkest corners of the absolute global village we live in.

I've always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots - I'm pretty good with either one.

Usually when you watch a film, you're just sort of biting your nails about things you could have done differently.

Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, Ok Jerry?

You try to - you want to fly on both sides of the political fence because that's where the - where the comedy is.

Wolfhounds helped kill off the wolves in Ireland.

I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.