My only worry about tweeting and modern technology is how it has crept into even the darkest corners of the absolute global village we live in.

This is the most exciting place in the world to live. Oh yeah! There are so many ways to die in New York City! Race riots, drive by shootings, subway crashes, construction cranes collapsing on the sidewalks, manhole covers blowing up and asbestos shooting into the sky.

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long.

Did you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy coming out of Lebanon going: "I was held hostage for seven months and I lost 175 pounds, I feel good and I look good and I learned self-discipline. That's the important thing."

When I'm on stage, that's me. It's blown up, but that's me.

Most people don't know how underpaid and often ill-equipped urban fire departments are across North America.

I'm the Lord of the Dance! F-k Michael Flatley, it's me!