My only worry about tweeting and modern technology is how it has crept into even the darkest corners of the absolute global village we live in.

Firefighters don't go on strike.

I'm the Lord of the Dance! F-k Michael Flatley, it's me!

I really like 'Batman.' Not the TV show, but the dark 'Batman.'

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?

Life Sucks,get a helmet

I love to smoke. I smoke seven thousand packs a day!