I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

The first movie I saw where it convinced me I could be an actor was 'Mean Streets,' so whenever I see Robert De Niro and he says, 'Hi, Denis,' it's still a really big deal.

I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh.

White men have screwed this country up! I would like a black, female…. everything all rolled into one.I want something different. I want a real change. People, I want a president who speaks well, who has a sense of humor. This guy is such a moron! It's beyond the point where it's a joke. He's an idiot.

I'm the Lord of the Dance! F-k Michael Flatley, it's me!

With any actor, if you know your character well enough, you'll know pretty much what he would say under any circumstance, or whatever situation might rear its head.

I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen.