Yeah, I love living in New York, man, and people who live in New York, we wear that fact like a badge right on our sleeve because we know that fact impresses everybody! I was in Vietnam. So what? I live in New York!

When you write about real life, there's always a chance that somebody involved is going to see it and get upset.

My brother and I tortured my mother growing up.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

I have a lot of conservative views on a lot of things.

Once people start to think they've wasted parts of their life, or they're wasting their life as they speak, that means there's going to be great dramatic and comedic tension.

Every actor thinks he can do comedy, and it's not true.