I went to see the 'Spider-Man' movies because my wife is a fan, and so are my kids.

Marriage is like a dull meal with the dessert at the beginning.

I've always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots - I'm pretty good with either one.

You try to - you want to fly on both sides of the political fence because that's where the - where the comedy is.

Anthony Mackie in 'The Hurt Locker' is everything an actor can hope to be. So rock steady in his portrayal that you immediately forget every performance he may have previously given, and focus only on the character in front of you.

You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't.

Did you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy coming out of Lebanon going: "I was held hostage for seven months and I lost 175 pounds, I feel good and I look good and I learned self-discipline. That's the important thing."