Sometimes I park in handicap spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces.

That's why I'm glad Jesus died when he did. Because if he lived to be 40, he would have ended up like Elvis. He was famous already at that point. If he lived to be 40, he'd be walking around Jerusalem with a big fat beer gut and black side burns going, Damn, I'm the son of God. Give me a cheeseburger and french fries right now.

Every actor thinks he can do comedy, and it's not true.

Bill Murray doesn't do anything. He barely shows up at the movies he says he's going to do.

The second season is generally easier do because you know the actors better and they know the characters better and if everybody likes each other you can really go all types of places.

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

When I clicked into this idea of doing a band and examining a band as a dysfunctional family, I wanted to reverse that Rescue Me formula.