Sometimes I park in handicap spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces.

My only worry about tweeting and modern technology is how it has crept into even the darkest corners of the absolute global village we live in.

If you do good work, it tends to stick around. People still come up to me and say, "'The Ref' is my favorite Christmas movie."

My father could swear in Gaelic and English, by the way, ladies and gentlemen.

I obviously identify with the anti-authority figure. I've pretty much always had problems with authority, ever since I was a kid. But, yeah, it's not identifying, I think it's more a part of my natural DNA that I question anybody who has a plan. Everybody's got to have an angle; that's the way I grew up.

When I clicked into this idea of doing a band and examining a band as a dysfunctional family, I wanted to reverse that Rescue Me formula.

Nobody can make more fun of me than I already make of myself.