Marriage is like a dull meal with the dessert at the beginning.

Doing the same character over and over, it gets boring.

Once people start to think they've wasted parts of their life, or they're wasting their life as they speak, that means there's going to be great dramatic and comedic tension.

Stand-up comedy and comedy in general is the ultimate form of free speech, because you get to poke holes in all the pretentious bubbles politicians and pundits and popes and pretenders try to float over our heads.

All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.

No woman can be completely happy at any one moment in time. They're always anticipating the next thing to argue or complain about.

It's human nature for people to expect people to be what they see on the screen.