I'm the Lord of the Dance! F-k Michael Flatley, it's me!

Kathy Bates is sexy. It's partly because of her talent, but she's got a great face, and a great laugh.

Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house.

We drink and we die and continue to drink.

I eat meat because meat tastes like murder, and murder tastes pretty dam good!

I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and that he can do no wrong in my book. So how's that for prejudice on the Democratic side?

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?