I'm the Lord of the Dance! F-k Michael Flatley, it's me!

The best thing about series TV is that everyone you work with is hand-picked, as compared to working on a film.

If I'm president, there are going to be government vans that drive around and pick up people who shouldn't be wearing certain clothing. Talk about lack of civil rights - I'm sorry, I'm pulling you right off the street, and we're giving you clothes that you're going to be O.K. in.

I've always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots - I'm pretty good with either one.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God.

I've been nominated for Emmys and Golden Globes, but I've never won one and I probably never will.