I'm the Lord of the Dance! F-k Michael Flatley, it's me!

I'm in my truck talking to Jesus. And you can see a World Series ring on my right pinkie finger. But when I take my sunglasses off a second later, it's gone. It's the whole divine intervention thing. You know Jesus had something to do with them winning.

Once you have a firefighter in your family, your family and the families from his crew become one big extended family.

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.

You can have good writing, but a great actor will make it feel and sound like great writing. You can have great writing, and mediocre actors will make it feel mediocre. Without the actors, you have nothing.

I'm sick and tired of our generation being called the TV generation. What do you expect? We watched Lee Harvey Oswald get his brains blown out all over. How could we change the channel after that?

I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.