I'm the Lord of the Dance! F-k Michael Flatley, it's me!

My career plan at this point is 'Ice Age 5' through '10,' and even '12,' and 'Spider Man' - you know, basically I'd be Emma Stone's dad for the rest of my career. I really don't have any problem doing that.

When I was doing standup, I always wanted to get out of the standup world and take it back into the theatrical world, like with "No Cure For Cancer."

Where I grew up, the basketball courts were rarely used.

I needed someone really intense, but also somebody with a lot of theatrical credibility.

I'm in my truck talking to Jesus. And you can see a World Series ring on my right pinkie finger. But when I take my sunglasses off a second later, it's gone. It's the whole divine intervention thing. You know Jesus had something to do with them winning.

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long.