I'm sick and tired of our generation being called the TV generation. What do you expect? We watched Lee Harvey Oswald get his brains blown out all over. How could we change the channel after that?

It would be great if firefighters across the country had the guarantee that they would be making enough money to support their family right from the get-go, but that's not the case.

Usually when you watch a film, you're just sort of biting your nails about things you could have done differently.

First of all, I have to have trucks because I live most of my time on a horse farm, so I've gotta have trucks. It's in the northeast; I've got to have pickup trucks to move snow, number one. Number two, just if I'm driving, I don't have to have an SUV, but I want a big car.

Bill Murray doesn't do anything. He barely shows up at the movies he says he's going to do.

I'm not really a Spider-Man fan. I'm more of a Batman guy.

I'm pretty much a chocolate guy. I'm up for any type of chocolate. Any chocolate.