I don't watch 'American Idol.' I don't watch any of that stuff.

I needed someone really intense, but also somebody with a lot of theatrical credibility.

When I become president, all you assholes that ride bikes in the city? Lock and load! You're going down!

Everyone should have an evil secret plan.

Life Sucks,get a helmet

We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me!

I learned a long time ago, if you want to keep your friends in show business, don't get famous. Because as soon as you get famous, a lot of the people you used to know, who didn't, become incredibly bitter and jealous. It's part of the territory.