I don't watch 'American Idol.' I don't watch any of that stuff.

Firefighters don't go on strike.

It's hard to have a film and television career and do music work at the same time.

Most movies suck, even the independent ones. Hollywood is like baseball: Hit three good ones out of 10 and you're a Hall of Famer.

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

Stand-up comedy and comedy in general is the ultimate form of free speech, because you get to poke holes in all the pretentious bubbles politicians and pundits and popes and pretenders try to float over our heads.

If you do good work, it tends to stick around. People still come up to me and say, "'The Ref' is my favorite Christmas movie."