Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

There are about a thousand different variations on a horse neigh. Some of them sound like a horse having sex, some of them like a horse having sad sex.

Sometimes 'great acting' is just showing off - chewing up scenery and dialogue and other actors - the equivalent of a theatrical sugar rush.

Don't buy the toys that make the noise!

Wolfhounds helped kill off the wolves in Ireland.

I would have to commit a crime and have cops chase me. That would be the only way to get me to jog five miles.

Kids are incredibly expensive. But it pays off later when they are better educated, bigger, and better-looking than you. And find you incessantly boring and uncool.