You know you're getting old when a four-letter word for something pleasurable two people can do in bed together is R-E-A-D.

You know you're getting old when a four-letter word for something pleasurable two people can do in bed together is R-E-A-D.

I defy anyone to get a decision that quickly these days.

If all the world is a stage, and all the men and women merely players, where do all the audiences come from?

Middle age is when, whenever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater.

Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh.

Dictum on television scripts: We don't want it good - we want it Tuesday.