Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh.

I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny.

It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May.

There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car.

A counter tenor is anyone who can count to ten.

The comedians all finished their acts with a song. They would get a certain amount of money from the song publishers and would use that money to pay the writers. None of them paid very much for their comedy material, but it all added up.

You know you're getting old when a four-letter word for something pleasurable two people can do in bed together is R-E-A-D.